humorous

Greeting: "You can do it!"

Greeting: "Happy Birthday to someone
who is highly evolved."

Greeting: "Now that's the way to eat vegetables!
Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "With parents like you, what did you expect?"

Greeting: "Hathy Holidayth"

Greeting: "Experience has its advantages. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Don't trust anyone over 30 40 50 Happy Birthday!"

Greeting: "It's your Birthday.
Do the Happy Dance!"

Greeting: "There's one in every crowd...and you're ours!
Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Older..but wiser. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "With age comes maturity...eventually. Happy Birthday"

Greeting: "Have a porkfectly wonderful birthday!"

Greeting: "Some people bond. You and I have crazy-glued."

Greeting: "Congratulations on taking The Plunge!"

Greeting: "Congratulations! May you always be happy campers."

Greeting: "May all your Birthday wishes come true."